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20 May

(((hey guys. sorry i haven’t been able to post anything from the finale yet. there was a family emergency and there’s still lots of things going on so i haven’t had time to sit down and draft quotes from the last three episodes. or any episodes (actually i’m behind so technically i’m still drafting the flashback episode). i’ll try to post as soon as i can but the next few weeks are really busy for me. so, i regret to say, i may have to go away for a while. but i promise when i can come back it will completely and in full swing again.

)))

20 May

If I die, someone please make it look like a suicide due to the unjust replacement of Dan Harmon

(Source: mcgrettles, via defiantbritta)

20 May
“ Well, she has a point. Next time it’ll be 10,000 dollars, and then 20, and then he’ll hit rock bottom and he’ll have no one to turn to but Jesus. I say we let this play out. Shirley Bennett, Contemporary Impressionists
18 May
  • Britta: This is a lock of my hair.
  • Troy: Aww, creepy.
12 May
  • Britta: I concur with Dr. Heidi's diagnosis.
  • Dr. Heidi: I haven't diagnosed anything yet.
  • Britta: Psych major. Got your back, brah.
11 May
“ Abed won’t go to any kind of doctor on his own. We caught him last year trying to remove his own tonsils. Jeff Winger, Curriculum Unavailable
9 May
  • Troy: Wait, you’re that girl who got hooked on pills and dropped out. You’re little Annie Adderall.
  • Annie: And you’re a stupid jock who lost his scholarship by dislocating both shoulders in a keg stand.
  • Troy: Keg flip. They’re very hard to pull off.
8 May

Abed's Stand-Up Routine

  • Abed: Ya'll ever notice that cold spot in the hallway?
  • Troy: Ohhhh yeah!
  • Abed: That thing is freezing! You know who could learn a lesson from that cold spot? The air conditioning unit in my living room.
  • Troy: HAHAHA!
  • Abed: Ladies and gentlemen. So yesterday, typical Sunday, I was hanging out in my Dreamatorium.
  • Troy: WOOO!
  • Abed: This ever happened to you guys? I couldn't remember where I imagined the door.
  • Troy: Heh heh!
  • Abed: Then I realized I was in an actual bathroom!
  • Jeff: Uh, no offense, but this material seems pretty specific to your apartment. I don't think it'll work at an open mic.
  • Abed: . . .
  • Troy: . . .
  • Abed: Ya'll ever notice the difference between how me and Troy brushing our teeth? I brush my teeth like this.Troy brushes his teeth like this.
  • Troy: I do! I do! I brush my teeth just like that!
  • Abed: Now you know what I'm gonna talk about next. . .
  • Troy & Abed: TOASTER OVEN!
  • Troy: It's from his album.
8 May
  • Abed: You think bees eat their own honey?
  • Troy: I'm sure they've at least tasted it.
7 May
  • Abed: I'm interested in making movies. But my dad says that all media's Western propaganda that negatively stereotypes Arabs.
  • Troy: Then he should see Aladdin. Jafar was a badass.
6 May
  • Dean: Ben, how's it deaning?
  • Chang: Can't com-Chang.
5 May
“ Sure. Why not drag it out for weeks? Why not wallow for the rest of our lives and never get anything done? Or we could just admit the simple fact that one day something is in your life and one day it’s not. Jeff Winger (via theabedguarantee)

(via criticalfilmstudies)
4 May
“ Come on, I’m Dean. And my hands are so clean. At this moment! I am STAY-PEL-ING! Dean Pelton, Course Listing Unavailable
3 May
  • Jeff: You seemed smarter than me when I met you.
  • Britta: Thank you.
3 May
  • Starburns: Kiss me!
  • Quendra: What?!
  • Starburns: I'll explain later.
  • Quendra: No!
  • Starburns: I'll explain later!
  • Quendra: The explanation isn't the issue!